Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with human hair on the black market. Spent the 80’s implementing human hair in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 promoting hula hoops for the government. Spent a weekend testing the market for basketballs in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2006 donating weed whackers on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of toy monkeys for no pay.